Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

What is your absolute favorite joke?

158

126

What is your absolute favorite joke?

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to

Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

158

Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.

Chat

Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
link
fedilink
arrow-up
3·
20 days ago
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim?

An excavator

And why can’t it swim?

Cause it has only one arm.

Also: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick
- Melobol@lemmy.ml
  link
  fedilink
  arrow-up
  2·
  20 days ago
  Love 'em. Thank you

Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world

asklemmy@lemmy.world

Create a post

You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions

Rules: (interactive)

1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, toxicity and dog-whistling are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them

2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?

3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.

4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either [email protected] or [email protected]. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].

5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for ‘how do I?’, type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email [email protected]. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.

6) No US Politics.

Please don’t post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try [email protected] or [email protected]

7) No Hit-and-Run questions.

Please don’t delete your post for no apparent reason. If you plan on deleting a question later, say so in the post, or if you feel that you have a good reason to remove it, message a mod beforehand. It’s not fair to the ones who took their time to answer, and it’s not in the spirit of the community.

Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu

Visibility: Public

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

816 users / day
4.03K users / week
8.72K users / month
17.3K users / 6 months
1 local subscriber
40.1K subscribers
1.98K Posts
74.1K Comments
Modlog