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minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 days agoNah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·13 days agoI was a certified CPR instructor Just kill the kids, and anyone else If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoNot just the men, but the women and children, too? (Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)
Nah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)
I was a certified CPR instructor
Just kill the kids, and anyone else
If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life
Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose
Not just the men, but the women and children, too?
(Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)