• itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    “We don’t want singers with no talent”.

    TIL that according to the highest official representatives of the United States, there is not a single talented musician in the United States.

    It’s a shame, and it would have been a good concert. The blame lies on the untalented musicians who have no talent, if they had talent there would have been a concert with talented musicians.

    But fortunately for all American patriots, the president with the highest scores on a cognitive test will deliver a consistent speech full of patriotic, Christian and capitalist values ​​for several hours.

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      16 days ago

      No but remember when Trump wanted a serious and scary military parade for his birthday but instead the soldiers smiled and waved and the tanks were squeaky and no one showed up?

      Good times.

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    16 days ago

    Poor Vanilla Ice…he ruined the rest of his reputation by staying onboard, and Trump threw him under the bus anyways.

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    16 days ago

    Half milestones are kinda tacky anyways, but I suppose that fits. 250 who cares. I’m sure a lot of people would rather not celebrate most of those years anyways.

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          I could see a case where celebrating reparations being involved in a 250 year anniversary, maybe? But to be honest in my opinion, borders are kind of a weird concept now days

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            16 days ago

            All I am saying is not everyone has a reason to celebrate and people that don’t celebrate shouldn’t be looked at as less patriotic, it’s not compulsory to light fireworks out of my asshole on the fourth fun as it is.

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              I fully fully agree, I didn’t mean to come across as critical of your point. There are many reasons to not “celebrate”

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                16 days ago

                Yeah I’m sorry, sometimes I feel like the only replies I get here are people arguing with me :( I don’t even like to argue I just like to share view points but everyone is so aggro.

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    16 days ago

    Hey US, is everybody embarrassed?

    I hope everyone is really fucking embarrassed!

    (Shout out to OG Blade movie)

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      Wow I haven’t watched that in years!

      (I take no embarrassment for these assholes’ actions - but am I ashamed? Deeply.)

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    16 days ago

    He is promising… “a Rally to end all Rallies!”

    Can we hold him to that?

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      14 days ago

      Oh, yay. Another “attempted assassination”… great. My only hope is they pull another Four Seasons and get some guy named Epstein to be the shooter.

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    15 days ago

    You’d have to be a total idiot at this point to attend such a thing.

    I hope we can get everyone’s name that attends this. Kind of like finding out someone that was at the J6 terrorist event.