Haha lol just a few days ago Russia claimed this is a smear campaign against its holy people.
I want to make a board game called “hide the priest”. There could be a map of the world, and on each country some tokens representing priests. Tokens with a mark/dot are the priests that need to be relocated due to sexual offences. The player has to arrange the tokens, one move at a time, to ensure that offenders are not located in the country they committed their first offence in.
You can add French priests and French teachers who are reassigned to random islands like Guadeloupe when the government discovers that they are too kinky with children.
It used to be famous in the 80s, but we don’t talk about it anymore for some reason.
“Hide the priest” sounds like a euphemism.
And the plot twist would be that all priest tokens have a mark.
Didn’t he fall out with the (state-aligned) church/criticise the Putin regime? If so, I wonder whether the “white substance” could have been played by the FSB. (IIRC, Karlovy Vary is crawling with Russian spooks.)
