Sorry, did you not see the Teams notifications? Most of the engineers have been reassigned for the remainder of the project.

The product owner says it’s on the screen so it’s front ends responsibility.

Let’s have an in person meeting on Friday about reallocating part of your personal training budget to get you on a course. Face-to-face would be better, don’t you think?

QA says it was in the design spec, so back to Jira with you.

Don’t say that. It’ll give them an excuse to write yet another one.

Is this what passes for humour amongst front-end devs? Explains a lot :)

One of my pets frequently gets called cooking fat.

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“Hide the priest” sounds like a euphemism.

A good balti.

All news is world news.

Just because it’s not about America, one of Americas allies, one of Americas enemies, a country that America is bombing it doesn’t mean it’s not of interest to the rest of the world.

I’m doing my best, but I wasn’t alive in 1961.

Thanks Claude.

Centre it horizontally or vertically?

You don’t want people to start believing in hallucinated, made-up shit now, would you? /s

And Iran too.

Nope. The boomers have all retired from working.

Weird. When I have tradesmen at my house they’re often talking on the phone.

You stand to the right of clowns.

You stand to the left of jokers.

I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my alarm clock. It might mess the dates and times up.

No, don’t ban it, just ensure the participants are insured up to their eyeballs to cover any recovery fees.

And their son, who should know better.