I’m an atheist and basically always have been, but I grew up around some religious people and one thing I’ve never forgotten was some advice this one guy gave me (8 or 9) and his daughters (8 and 6):
Jesus once whooped the ass of every mother fucker in a church because they were breaking the rules. So if you ever need to ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” never forget that a righteous ass-beating is an option if the situation is severe enough
I’m an atheist and basically always have been, but I grew up around some religious people and one thing I’ve never forgotten was some advice this one guy gave me (8 or 9) and his daughters (8 and 6):
Jesus once whooped the ass of every mother fucker in a church because they were breaking the rules. So if you ever need to ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” never forget that a righteous ass-beating is an option if the situation is severe enough