Anything that would annoy or inconvenience that turd makes me happy.
one of my closest friends shares a birthday with the clown.
I just always feel bad like I have to do something extra nice for my friend to make up for it.
All day he has to hear about Trump on his birthday. All the parade nonsense last year. Now this.
The first year they have the date to themselves you should throw them a super soft it’s all about them party.
a super soft it’s all about them party
Foam party pillow fight.
With a build your own ice cream sundae stand, and taco bar.
Aw shucks.
I wish it had washed out his million dollar a plate thing in VA tonight, too.
What if God said NO ⚡️
Evangelicals, when hurricane happens:
That’s Gawd and holy Jeeeeezus being angry at America for allowing Teh Ghey!
Evangelicals, if rain were to cancel a DonOLD event -
Why, that’s just tragic.
Jewish Gay Liberul Weather Machines!
It’s a space laser, you cretin! MTG told us!
Excuse me is this space laser kosher?
The salesman said it was halal, close enough for ya? It’s basically the same, right? Just a different wizard and incantation?
Mother Nature has entered the chat
Sweet
Look if we just nuke the storm we wont have to worry about it
With enough nukes we could cool the planet down and get ahead of global warming.
He’ll use that as an excuse to stop the whole thing so he can safe face. Oh it wasn’t because he is extremely unpopular, a rapist, and a general PoS— no, it’s cause of the rain. Yep.
Fingers and toes crossed. 🤞🤞🤞⚡☔🌊⛈️🌧️🌩️🌪️🌀☄️
Looks like someone needed a ballroom.
Lol he’s gonna want to bomb the clouds.
if he has black stains on his fingers you know he was scribbling on a map trying to make it rain in phila instead.
Well it’s not God who controls the weather, if there even is one.
Even God has had enough of his shit.
God tried it with a bit of freezing at Inauguration Day, didn’t work. Thunder and lightning now, what’s next? A Plague of Locusts?
It took a plague to get him out of office the first time, let’s not push the issue.
