I’ve just never had a spicy shit, but I eat hotter stuff than literally anyone I have ever met in person before. I’ll leave my hot sauces in the community fridge up at work and no one will use them because they know it will melt their faces off, but it’s what I splash on my pizza or sandwich or chicken or whatever.
If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
Nice
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum
Just don’t do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you’re one fart away from manslaughter
Can’t spell manslaughter without man’s laughter!
– Frank Drebin Jr.
Edit: found it as two gifs and merged them 😁
Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?
There’s a separate leaderboard
Idk, thai food does it for me.
You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma
Enough Scoville’s and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July
pfft. I wish. I’m immune to spicy shits.
Tungsten reinforced sphincter?
I’ve just never had a spicy shit, but I eat hotter stuff than literally anyone I have ever met in person before. I’ll leave my hot sauces in the community fridge up at work and no one will use them because they know it will melt their faces off, but it’s what I splash on my pizza or sandwich or chicken or whatever.
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