• Godric@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Somehow a friend of mine was convinced to try it, and now insists on taking shots of it every night out.

    At least the taglines are accurate:

    Malort: turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations!

    Malort: tonight’s the night you fight your dad!

    Malort: these pants aren’t going to shit themselves!

    Malort: the Gary, Indiana of liquor!