RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down11
arrow-up1143arrow-down1external-linkViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squaremelsaskca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoWhen the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s
When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s