We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
Since both doctors now have a history of killing their patients when providing that service, I trust you can figure out my hopeful outcome.
He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
An autopsy later confirmed that Laniado died from cardiac hypertrophy, a condition involving an enlarged heart.
A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.
Ah, so it had nothing to do with the procedure, dude was on a cocktail of his own drugs, didn’t tell the doctor, had a heart attack.
So, if it was anyones fault, it was the pathetic billionaires fault. Also anyone who gets rich from diamonds is always, 100%, a scumbag.
Ahh, cocaine and Cialis. A classic combo for cardiac catastrophe
Solid alliteration
“There was something futile and sad about trying to find someone responsible at all costs, following a purely accidental death.“
This was purely a case of litigation because they were a billionaire.
The “unlicensed” surgeon? Had an Algerian degree, which was a French colony, that’s just racism.
They were clearly just throwing charges at them until something stuck, presumably at the rich inheritor’s request.
Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya
No no. You do it this way:
“Hey musk, you have a small dick”
I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.
The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
Solid argument
A proper Darwin Award winner, here!
Why aren’t the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
I always thought that autoerotic asphyxiation was the gold standard comedic way for billionaires to die. I was wrong.
The thought of this wealthy pencil dick chasing what I have and dying in the process is hilarious.
I guess envy really is a deadly sin.
