I like the way you think

Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon

Cops are literally granted the monopoly of violence, they aren’t your regular Joe at the park who rightfully complains about dogowners.

I’m kinda tired to live through once-in-a-lifetime economic crashes

The rise of POS terminals destroyed one of the major plot twists in the pizza delivery sub-genre

They also motivated endless generations to work as pizza delivery guys, plumbers or TV technicians

They won’t, though.

Caesar has 17-3 as a battle record and was regarded as one of the best orators and prose authors in Latin.

The only thing in common with DJT are the rumors of passive homosexuality.

Or said country simply likes killing people around the world and oil is a convenient excuse.

Not the goosestepping kind

They were miserable. Now they’re happy.

The nuance. The depth.

These are gift-wrapped, made-for-midterm-attack-ad comments, and the political sphere reacted as such.

No, because MAGA sees Iranians as brown, so it’s fine to bomb them.

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

President Bill Clinton signed the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Act in 1996

Never forget how shitty Bill Clinton was.

the long term doesn’t matter as much to the individual capitalists: their allegiance is not to sustaining the system, but to their own enrichment.

Namely, cancer.

Inb4 Republicans pass a law to make offeting your offspring to powerful pedophiles mandatory

I would have to say Resident Evil

That’s a spicy a-bingo

Powerful white people love bombing powerless brown people.

Which provides the best goods and services to the most people

Those are human rights in other countries.