I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but… it’s a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand… but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
The least you could do is molotov it.
Not if you’re in a low emision zone.
Fair point
I think that person is an asshole for stopping on the crosswalk, but I have no authority to do anything about it and move on.
It’s PARKED. Not stopped. Don’t be a simp.
I don’t like your honesty
Walk directly across the hood.
Unironically this. You either walk right over it or take a seat on the hood.
So close…
seatshit.FYFY
Only do this when the driver is there. If not call the cops.
I’d probably not even notice. But I live in Italy and I’ve seen some shit.
I will think to myself “fucking swastikar” and move on.
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I’m sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I’m working on a Canadian passport as we speak. Fingies crossed
I don’t think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines
In my city they do, and you get a fine in addition to the impoundment fees.
It’s a tough one honestly, because you never know if its someone that’s generally a considerate person but had to park for an emergency… Or if it’s just a general asshole on a standard day.
Judging by the car make and model though (all black Tesla), I’d lean towards the latter.
If hazards are on, I’d give the benefit of doubt, otherwise, probably not.
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Well, I would imagine someone in emergency would at very least leave emergency lights on. I’m assuming OP wouldn’t time the picture so they don’t show up.
If I don’t know (sometimes you figure out it’s a nurse for example) I move open the wipers as a little sign.
Wait is this Portugal? If I was walking the zebra crossing I would have just walked over the car. Also if you call the police they will tow the car, fine the owner, and even if they come to move it before the tow truck arrives, they still have pay for it in addition
Walk over it. Even if it’s filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don’t want their car walked on, don’t park on the crosswalk.
I like this one. If you are flexible/ athletically inclined, just climb all over it, drag your stuff across it, stomp over the roof or the hood real hard, maybe take a moment and stamp the water or mud off your boots, etc.
Sorry, just thought the car was part of the crosswalk. You didn’t actually intend to park there, did you? It’s a crosswalk. People are going to walk there, of course. Why would you park there, it’s illegal! This is on you.
I exhale sharply through my nose, go around and forget about it 15 seconds later.
The most honest answer. But honestly, we need to learn to do things about it.
And this thread is filled to the brim with wrong answers about what those “things” are
Indeed. I like that someone actually brought up invoking local road authority. It’s unfortunate that many places don’t have a decent mechanism for that, and we need it badly.
I would consider walking over it, figure out it’s not worth triggering the alarm and making a scene, then ultimately ignore it
Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don’t remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it’s too late.
I like the way you think
Mild annoyance and then continue with my day. If I’m really annoyed report it to whoever issues the parking fines in the area.
My city has a sick app for reporting these sorts of things! Just snap a photo and it tags the location and uses OCR to get the license plate number.
Nothing, officer. I didn’t see who keyed the car.
Teslas have proximity cameras just so you know better to throw something at it from a distance or better from above
would be annoying for the tesla owner if whoever bumped into the car had no identifying features or clothes, so the car cameras can’t be used to identify the person
Instructions are clear. Butt naked bumping the car repeatedly on the crosswalk.
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Possibly committing felony vandalism for a parking violation. Does not seem reasonable.
Felony vandalism?
In a country without felonies as well.
Neither does giving your money to buy a car that owns you and your data, supporting a sociopath psycho rapist.
And, you can’t fight something unreasonable with reason. You fight it with whatever uses the least energy, because douchebags are not worthwhile to fight fairly or morally.
I won’t be held to high moral standards while fighting another guy with no standards at all.
What is up with the down votes? Lemmy is being very polarizing lately. Bots perhaps? It seems fishy
Take a photo, send it to the police.
