Beth

Truly lost count. Not that many. A handful in my twenties but I’m not positive of the exact number. They were either not that memorable one time things, or 2-3 year relationships.

Dessert: Iced oatmeal cookie+crunchy peanut butter+iced oatmeal cookie sandwich

Snack: tortilla+cheese+lots of tajin with a dill pickle on the side

Dinner: cream cheese cheddar bagels stuffed with cucumbers

Florida. I think the other ones are pretty normal.

I don’t really. My career gives me purpose which makes it fade temporarily while I’m busy or tired… Some days I just couch rot to build up my energy to be purposeful and lessen the awareness of it. It feels like accepting it and working with it is more realistic for me.

Jacksonville

You should eat more vegetables, take your vitamins, brush your teeth twice a day, and give your animals some scritches. Sleep more also.

Really it all started when the chipmunk made it into the particle collider.

I don’t think my kids will ever afford to move out. Well, one might. Depends on the field she chooses. Best I can do is leave them a home.

Yesterday on the way home I thought I was going to be affluenza’d by some crazy kid in a green glittery wrapped Beamer. They were so close to my bumper and making so many jerking, erratic movements that I was too worried to merge lest they did at the same time and sent us all rolling. Traffic was dense enough that I couldn’t speed up and really couldn’t safely merge initially. They ended up driving down the middle of the two lane highway and nearly ran a few people into the ditch. At least my demise would have been on the dash cam I guess.

Woodworking/carpentry has always fascinated me.

My dad would build all sorts of shit. Decks. Bars inside those little sheds for some reason (man cave?). I always watched a growing up and I still think it was super cool. But now I live in a 700sq ft apartment. So that’s a big hindrance to doing most things.

thank mr skeltal

“When we got together you were skinny and your hair was long.” After a long conversation about my looks changing over time. It should not be shocking that he, too, aged. Anyway yeah he left me for someone ten years younger…

Almost never… animated stuff doesn’t draw me in the way it used to. I kinda wish it did. But it also feels like it isn’t for me. Oddly, I did watch fluffy paradise from beginning to end in a single sitting. But that was the first in a few years.

One of my job requirements is that I spend several hours a year learning and my job pays me to do so (industry standard).

My window unit on hot days. Also some tv show I’ve seen before.

Love: teaching life skills

Hate: fucking insurance

Everyone seems scared to talk about what they’re scared of even though we all know. Even around the like-minded. It’s like saying it out loud makes it real and worse.

Oh…Yes. I’m work mom.

Yeah I was thinking this is a common complaint of a lot of the married women in my office. They always “have to give their spouses lists of things to do” rather than the adult spouses taking the initiative to participate in their household decisions and I’m like…I don’t want to say anything, because so many seemed resigned to this as normal and expected, but I’d rather die alone.

Thanks friend!