No worries, it’s all good lol

In true democrat fashion, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Your head is just a place to store your teeth, isn’t it?

Thank you, yes that is better phrasing.

There’s a difference between ignoring something and being too young to have heard about it.

If there ceases to be a threat, no. Yes, you should only draw your weapon if you intend to use it. But if the attacker runs away once you draw, you don’t shoot them in the back. That would just be murder.

Just because you initially felt threatened enough to draw your weapon doesn’t mean you have to shoot.

Yeah, I’d really like to hear what the plan is to un-fuck everything if they retake Congress. And Jesus tittyfucking Christ, stop focusing only on Trump. There’s a whole horde of gouls pulling the strings behind him, and they need to be stopped. Trump is just a pedophile figurehead.

*lose

You can stop having federal taxes taken out of your paycheck. Just set whatever amount aside in an interest bearing account until tax time next year and pay it then.

You can at least deny them the money until then, and maybe earn a little interest on it instead.

It’s Mamdanis all the way down…

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In what fucking way is that racism?

We were thinking maybe the Ultimate Warrior, or Jared from Subway. Hell, maybe even an inanimate object, like a balogna sandwich, or Melania.

Either way, the next season of America is going to be lit.

Did you type this with your feet?

I mean, I get this isn’t a popular opinion in this thread, but I can see an aid realizing, “holy shit, this is the political opportunity of a lifetime” and ushering in the photographers to take shots.

Never shake that person’s hand.

Why do you think that?

Make sure you don’t live on the globe.

Man, that would be nice.

Fucking what?