Why do you ask?

Gotta say though, Be Gay, Do Crimes hits better for me.

Have you checked out Trash Future?

I work for the NHS. I’d lose my job if I told anyone what famous people I’ve worked with.

Not that I have met anyone famous at work.

I like a session IPA, genuinely. It’s just when all you taste is stupidly bitter hops that I can’t be arsed.

But all you fucking export is over hopped swill and fucking Brooklyn Amber lager!

Surely 3.4MW lasers would be more impressive

I figured that would go without saying

Might give that a listen on a slow run on a wet day!

Exactly! Where are the people with relevant knowledge and the characteristic of overthinking things?

Do snails get stuck?

Oh, I don’t mean that I’m planning to harvest the little fuckers in my garden. I’m just curious if the substance has any properties that would make it completely useless or dangerous.

I was trying to wash it off my hands and noticed I had to give it a good scrub, but it was still slimy until it was all gone.

I don’t think he meant to call your mum a pig

Sure, but it’s more often a prominent factor for women in where to go when starting to date someone.

Fair

Women tend to want to meet at least initially where there are lots of other people around

UK

I got hit by a driver a couple of years ago. Ambulance to A&E was free. Triage and being seen was free. CT was free. Sling for broken clavicle was free. I had 6 weeks off work due to lingering effects of concussion - getting signed off by the doctor was free.

I usually see the GP once or twice a year for minor things and those visits are always free.

My partner’s antidepressants are free. Therapy is free. Birth control is free.

In Scotland all prescriptions are free.

I can’t imagine having to consider finances in the event of any health issues.

What about the cumulative effect of bombs on the Palestinian community?

Never seen b3ta mentioned in the wild. The Question Of The Week archive has some belters

Sure, but I would have taken four times as long and still fucked it up.