

Possibly. I remember those, they would take the can in, then spin them so the lasers could find the barcode. These new machines don’t do that. I’ve fed the cans in with the barcode against the belt, and the machine can still tell what they are.


Possibly. I remember those, they would take the can in, then spin them so the lasers could find the barcode. These new machines don’t do that. I’ve fed the cans in with the barcode against the belt, and the machine can still tell what they are.


I’d rather snark at them online behind their backs. I have no idea which of them are armed.


I remember when I was in high school working in a grocery store bottle room, crushing all the cans people brought in. Those jobs are gone, now the customers put the cans in themselves, and the machine detects and sorts them into the right bin.


I hope everyone who wants to be on permanent DST experiences an eternity of the first day of spring forward, never rested again
…rude…


French stop signs say STOP. Quebecois stop signs say… ARRET?
Sorry, that’s not worth $155.


This would be a rant if it were slightly longer.
At least you can stick kitchen magnets to it.
Narrator: You can’t.


It was the last Dirty Harry movie… 1989 or 1990? Jim Carey plays a heavy metal rock star and lip syncs Welcome to the Jungle while filming a music video.


The Dead Pool. Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood and a miscast Jim Carey.


Love that one too.


The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
I had a user come to me with a PDF issue my app was generating. They kept getting the document in landscape, and wanted it on portrait. They were the only user with this issue, and it stumped me. I checked the underlying code, and everything was set to portrait mode, except the last page, which contained a sketch and was set to landscape mode.
I asked him to show me exactly what he did when he made the PDF. Instead of just downloading the provided PDF, he had his system set to open it on Adobe Reader. He would then use a PDF printer (Microsoft, or cutePDF) to save the doc. His printer was set to landscape.


Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.


POTATOS! Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!
brought to you by the Dunland Potato Council
This better not awaken anything in me.