Genuinely thought he was already dead. Ruined my day to learn I was wrong.

I’m ootl as well, but I’m imagining scrums where everyone must smile and be super peppy and high energy.

Hi grandpa, who dug you up?

Now watch absolutely nothing happen

That’s definitely not where mine is.

Literally can’t tell if this is real or not

The light saber vaccine, of course

I boy in my class brought gum to school which wasn’t allowed. There were many questions on assignments later about Paul and his increasingly unlikely amount of gum.

…how is the zebra holding them up?

“Wow, I haven’t had an anxiety attack in a while. What was I even so anxious about?.. Oh, right” -Me, every week or so before meds and CBT.

I work 7:30 - 15:30. I hate waking up so early but it is nice to have time to run errands.

The zoo is doomed, the creature can not be contained!

I don’t even care what they do at this point, they’ve proved themselves to be so incompetent that I have no desire to go back to windows.

Cait Sith it is then

I was a TA in a class that expected knowledge of C. A lot of students who had only ever used Python asked if I could ring them up to speed. One student even asked if he could write it in Python and then I could “just translate it over”

I’m pretty sure they mix it up a bit…

Boycott them. The less money they get from us, the harder it is for them.

I’m not a bad person for saying no and my intrusive thoughts do not define me.

Apríl fools… right?