DudeImMacGyver

Hard pass.

Brave is something I never wanted in the first place.

Dead Internet speedrun.

I codex regularly. Just started reading Discworld actually.

“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”

Seamus

Garmin Instinct Solar: I use it for regular watch stuff, finding my phone when I misplace it, controlling music, and checking notifications.

It can do more, but that’s mostly what I use it for. Also, the battery life is great compared to other smart watches, including the efficient ones like the OG Pebble. I charge maybe once a month.

[enshittification intensifies]

BillyWitchdoctor.com?

Actual asshole Shia LaDouche

Yeah, you’ll have that with unmitigated price gouging!

Sounds awful.

I would describe it as limited.

Mole people!

Fuck cancer!

Are they going water boarding?

You could fix most laptops to varying degrees except for Surfaces and new MacBooks, those are more of a pain in the ass.

I’m sticking with my used thinkpad running Linux

Sure, I game on my Linux laptop with a Ryzen 5 all the time. Worst case scenario, you’ll get bad frame rates or crash. Many games, especially 2D ones, should run no problem.

Too bad the dev is an ass.