We all have that one vein pulsing out of our head now.

Pretty sure my dad just wants to play Skyrim forever.

Source?

Loljk no u don’t

Catholics

Liar!

Isaac Asimov

Bummer of a thumbnail for Elijah there.

I said, “You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded,” in the daily We-Are-Idiocracy thread.

I guess we should be glad it wasn’t the daily Can’t-Make-Blazing-Saddles-Today thread.

Sounds like a man bites dog headline

Sure, can I bundle it winRAR subscription?

I quit smoking with e-cigs. And then I quit those. And then I quit FÜM. Then I had nothing left to quit, so I’ve started taking a mixture of kratom and cocaine. And a little fentanyl, that’s unavoidable but that’s just doing drugs. IMFINE

She grew a Cheney off her elbow.

That poor person. 😢

Can you use the app without a login? It would suck to not be able to access twenty years of troubleshooting help for everything.

All that gold sitting around without a ballroom, anything could happen!

They gave it wifi and call it i-Dol.

LOP

lol

Some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.

I’ll take smiley.

The only explanation I can think of is that these GenZers watch shows like Stranger Things or Friends and think that’s what we all lived like back then.

That makes more sense. I was also thinking bigger time scales, “The Age of Plastic” or “The Renaissance” Not "When the modems were slower"😂