The Suicide Squad.

I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

• Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).

• Hair at roughly 80% capacity.

• Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.

• Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription ran out (not offered anymore).

• Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.

• Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%

• Addicted to sugar

• No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.

• ADHD bundled with Depression included

  Genuenly, from the bottom of my heart, something, take me the fuck out. I’ll take pancreatic cancer at this point as long as it’s certain death.

Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

(Those things are only marginally related)

I have never gotten a Steam Hardware product directly from steam, always used. Even now I can get a used OLED Steam Deck 512GB for about 450€ in very good condition in my area. That’s the thing about their Hardware is, that they are usually novelty products that people will always have a good reason to keep or resell. The fact that they can’t keep up with production doesn’t mean you can’t have their products. Steam sells them and gets their share of profits anyway, so it doesn’t really matter how you get yours, as long as they keep cleaning out their stock.

Look I’m not perfect either. When a attractive girl walks by I think to myself “Damn, good for her.” But I wouldn’t ever go out of the way to get a second glance.

And most importantly when I’m inside a 1.5 ton steel cage with more than 200 horses on the wheels the idea of not ending up in a wall, curb or sidewalk is infinitely more attractive than some Latina in hotpants. Keep your eyes on the road. Otherwise the sight of an attractive girl will be associated with hosing out some childs brain matter out of you front grill.m

Plus, property tax is one of the only taxes that really hits wealthy people hard.

Dermatitis. Go to the fucking doctors you goobers, stop reading shit on the internet.

Wait, why?

The Gentlemen.
Zero fat on that movie. Perfectly acted. Good Soundtrack.

Leaving dishes in the sink to “dry”. Take 5 seconds of you previous time, use a towel and put it in the cupboard so the sink is usable if you need it for something.

Waking up every morning, finding out I didn’t die in my sleep.

Brother, what are you talking about?

There’s even some fully hand animated and colored stuff from Disney.

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

The 3 sources are all Florida Men™

https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .

Don’t eat the yellow snow.