I’m ready:

Sometimes in life you’re Goku, sometimes you’re Krillin.

They don’t call him Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien for nothing.

I’m surrounded by Assholes!

“Yeah, we’d love to hire you for the cook role here at Taco Time, unfortunately you’re not authentic Mexican so we can’t.” - something never said before by a hiring manager.

Sounds good, I’ll do the same!

I haven’t taken a shit for days, so it’s more of a number two problem.

You should have chosen a different starting location during character creation.

How is it?

I read animorphs as a tween and enjoyed the stories, and then reread them as an adult and was horrified by the themes. A story of child soldiers getting fucked up from fighting a guerrilla war for years. I’d recommend them!

Obvious pigeons use GPS.

Global pigeoning system.

Why not?

Question for you, did you ever read the animorph series? Those always struck me as having potential for furry shenanigans.

Hot bot on bot action, knowing the internet.

Also, who puts important, yet fragile, items on the ground to look at? Have these two jabronis never heard of inspecting something in their hands?

You think it will, but it won’t.

Your chonson!

Damn, did a zombie steal your gf? You seem bitter about this.

2012 is a terrible, but fun, movie to watch. I love all those dumb movies.

I believe the word you’re looking for is posture?