ThePlexus
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

and the car doors are locked

lemmy.ca

message-square
6
fedilink
424

and the car doors are locked

lemmy.ca

slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
message-square
6
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    4 days ago

    Kid: “Where are you going?”

    Dad: “Crazy.”

    Kid: “Can I come?”

    Dad: “You’re driving me.”

  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    4 days ago

    Should he be driving?

    • kn33@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      4 days ago

      Yeah, his braille skills are good enough.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        4 days ago

        Yeah, they put braille on the side of the highways. Although the guy who put it there clearly doesn’t speak braille. When you try to read it, your car just says BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! until you stop reading it.

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      4 days ago

      Why not?

  • Steve@communick.news
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 days ago

    I literally just got back from picking up my new glasses.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: [email protected]
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 450 users / day
  • 1.35K users / week
  • 2.89K users / month
  • 5.92K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 23.5K subscribers
  • 449 Posts
  • 1.63K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • loopy@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org