It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.

But it’s OK to pour grease on a water fire, right?

Choo choo motherfucker! That’s awesome.

• Get a weird error message about fast-forwarding local branch detached from remote while merging with a helpful suggestion to change your config.
• The config change made the error message slightly different.
• Google the error messages. Only one hit. The git source code.
• Try to clone the git repo to investigate.
• Get a new error message. Nothing makes sense now.
• Burn house down, move to New Zealand, live as a sheep. Git will never harm you again.

Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed “Fuck” moments.

More than that.

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

But what about Airwolf then?

Maybe he met a stranger in the Alps?

Good.

That’s risky. One foot might be OK perhaps, but never both.

The night monsters only bite unprotected flesh. Except heads and arms for some reason.

Shared universe confirmed.

They aren’t upset that he started a war, just that he hasn’t been very good at it.

USAID pulled out fast and left a void. It takes much longer to build than it does to destroy.

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…

Only geniuses understand that the test results are cumulative.

We’ve all seen what americans tolerate in their own leaders. These indictments mean less than nothing.

Anything can serve as a boat briefly.