Petty rent seeking dildos. This will surly make them a trillion dollar business.

Till they go out of stock.

Mayonnaise only goes bad from cross contamination with the dirty knife you use. Like if you get some tuna in the jar, that can go rotten and ruin your day. Probably why a squeeze bottle is safe on the counter.

Celestial navigation is still taught. Hard to use in certain weather conditions though.

They also used to go off course and get shot down.

Planes don’t? That plane flying off course and getting shot down lead to GPS signals being made accessible to the public.

It’d be like Y2K, but for real.

No, that’s dumb. Like this

The difference between a woman in a confessional and a woman in her bathtub? One has hope in her soul.

Well, for me podcasts are competing with CBC radio. And CBC doesn’t have any ads.

Maybe he’s just a dum-dum? Plenty of room for that in the trades. Drywall, roofing, form work are all good for not needing book smarts. He’d probably find some kindred spirits on the crew.

Sometimes even a calculator can be a clock.

No getting away from the ads though. I hate podcast ads the most.

Challenge it all you want. Telling them to stay consistent and keep women in their place is fucking stupid.

Sorry, you can point them out all you want, but they don’t give a shit. Holding them to their contradictions just makes them fascist-er.

You can’t point out their contradictions, they don’t care. Telling her to get back in the kitchen fights their battle for them.

Yes, they let you change it now. I think you can only change it every three months or something like that.

Or a pencil.

I’m a 20 minute drive to a town with more than one grocery store. I’m a 3 hour drive to the hospital you get sent to if there’s anything seriously wrong. There is zero public transit.

Sand tits!