He shared an anecdote from a few years back, when he had an issue with a bank that threatened to turn a sum of money over to the state’s unclaimed property administrator.

“I said, ‘Sure, go ahead and do that,’ and they said, ‘Sir, we don’t think you understand, it’ll be more work to claim it from your state’s unclaimed property administrator than to do what we’re asking you to do,’” he said.

“And I said, ‘No, I think I understand our state’s unclaimed property pretty well, go ahead and send it. … You’ll be sending it to me, because I am the state’s unclaimed property administrator,’” he said. “And then there was a pause, and they said, ‘Let me get a manager.’”

hit em with the "bitch dont tell me about the old magic "

He’d just call the statue woke and say the new Trump Statue of Liberty will be up in two weeks

Donald Trump’s threats to invade Greenland earlier this year were misunderstood, the American ambassador to the European Union said Friday.

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During his second term in office, Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of annexing Greenland, without excluding the use of military force

Clearly not an invasion, just a forceful military annexation carried out by eliminating the Finnish military. Totally different. /s

What would a game for a retired person look like? Stuff that isn’t twitchy is all over the place: puzzlers, sims, casual experiences, and visual novels exist by the truck load. The main character doesn’t need to be 80 for it to be a game for the older generation.

TIL the Blackrock CEO is appropriately named.

Also alas, Unidan, where did you go?

Got banned for vote fraud. Less active after his fall from grace.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan

NO BREAD. ONLY CIRCUS.

So if I start up a thousand businesses in town I can make myself mayor?

There’s events for various cultures and ethnicities, the St. Patty’s day parade (for one example) has been going longer then the U.S. has existed as a country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Parades_in_New_York_City

ny post and fox news writers pp’s just became the big pp with that one.

Imagine working FOR the government and ever voting for the party of small government.

Insofar as I’ve heard, everyone except Flo Rida has dropped.

“It was just a way for them to sound smart and I really hate that,” the CEO argued.

Aww, poor lil’ fella, tried to juice his stock by selling AI as the second coming, and now he’s mad that other CEO’s are trying to juice their stock by trying to sell AI as the second coming.

Imagine having just ripped ass before he turned back time and you un-fart.

Schumer has got his signature look loaded.

I vaguely remember seeing another [Chinese] graphics card manufacturer?

Prob thinking of the Lisuan LX 7G100, which is a bit under 500 bucks USD with performance comparable to 3060’s.

I’m pretty sure there’s a truck that’s supposed to take you to them.

Notably absent: Dr. Rockso, also Dr. Acula, depending on how high you are.

Exactly. Average asshole gets a billion, they get a financial advisor, let their money turn into generational wealth with investments, and donate to charity while living in a big mansion.

The billionaires we have are more of mentally sick wannabe dragons, the horde will never be big enough to satisfy them.

Would love me some Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, but looking how things are progressing socially, I have my doubts that things are going to end well for anyone worth less then a few million.