The Statue of Liberty USED to be one of its greatest symbols, nowadays its all about getting your panties in a bunch over some culture war bullshit with the other side of the aisle. Only difference is one side thinks they’re protecting ‘the American Dream’ (even though the fantasy they have in their heads never existed in the first place), and the other side (which has legitimately been marginalized for decades if not centuries) just wants the equality they’ve been promised since birth.

Regardless to all the above, we the American people have proven time and time and time and time again that we truly do not care about anyone other than ourselves and our immediate families, not even the rest of the country and certainly not anyone else in the world. If it means having to make any change from the status quo, the vast majority of voters will simply abstain and push the issue onto the next generation. God I’m fucking tired of living here

Yes

Mrs Clinton, it appears the terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz

That’s an unfortunate codename in the modern day: STI

This reminds me of that one bit from Dark Knight Rises where its revealed that Bane and his crew (disguised as construction workers) have been pouring cement laced with explosives all over the extremely corrupt city of Gotham. I’m not saying anyone needs to go that far… maybe just one specific address or something haha lol jk… unless 👀

To be completely honest, I didn’t even hear about this movie at all until like 2 weeks ago and I just assumed they’d release it as a Disney+ exclusive or something. I even went to a movie theater like a month ago and I heard absolutely nothing about it. Anecdotally, this tells me their marketing team had no faith in their product, so why should anyone else?

The Irish have never liked Cromwell, he led an invasion of the island that led to the deaths of anywhere from 15-25% of the island’s population:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwellian_conquest_of_Ireland

So true, so true. Wasn’t that the plot for L.A. Confidential?

Not inherently, no. But in practice, absolutely. Especially when you consider that people who have been in power for a long time almost certainly have better/deeper connections/corruptions than someone who just got elected into their first term

My thoughts exactly. Almost a complete reversal of “One Battle After Another”; I’m convinced the director for that one just wanted to make everyone look as evil/incompetent/misguided as possible in some kind of botched ‘both sides bad’ argument

This is even funnier as someone who watched the entire film because >!they weren’t actually corrupt, they were just trying to find the person on their team who was!<

Oh she’s awful, Alicia x Death is far superior /s

Ask to see his files

All I remember from that movie (other than the premise) is when the dude starts singing Janey’s Got a Gun and she gets tackled by campus security or something

Damn. I missed it this year

People with Cool Grandmas. They’re Hip and Jiggy With It

If I’m even late to work once, I’ll get at least 3 angry calls from my boss wondering if I’m still alive and that if I don’t show up within the next 30 minutes I should start looking for new employment. How does this guy get to just not show up for FIFTY days and still have a chair/office waiting for him if he ever does return?

It’s actually spelled “Would”. Not sure how they made that mistake /s

Total Drama Island and/or The Ridonculous Race (same universe). They’re camp (hehe) but pretty good overall

So did I! Thanks!