You convinced me. I’m gonna become 1/3 saffron when I am executed and I will request the chair.

I don’t want to eat it, I just want my execution to be hella expensive

100 lbs of saffron

Yes.

I see you! I see what your doing, return to the night, you’ve no business here!

This is pretty standard cattle dog behavior. They herd and feel everything with their mouths. My best advice is to try to exercise that herding instinct in your dog to release the need to herd (read bite and nip). My go to with my cow dog is playing soccer, and playing monkey in the middle with a tennis ball. Not only are these great exercise but also mentally stimulating in a way that fulfills the herding instinct in your dog.

Cattle dogs can also be not so social at times. I like to have guests greet my dog with a treat immediately whenever they come over as a sort of tribute and acknowledgement that they are in HIS home. Its also a good positive reinforcement that when people come over you get a treat and make people a good thing rather than scary. This isn’t sure fired though, but combined with exercising their herding instinct could do a lot to keep that unwanted behavior under control.

No one on earth hates MBAs enough

The 2x2 rubiks cube really sells the vibe coder vibe

Personally I believe that the real Avril Lavigne will return and bring us into the age of prosperity

They should be so lucky

Testicle cleavage and beer belly shirts. What’s the sluttiest hair style a man can have?

I’m sure they are fun to drive off road, but the only time I’ve been in wranglers has been pavement princesses and they are super uncomfortable and drive like steaming dog shit on paved roads

Google once took me the back way up a mountain on a mild 4x4 trail while I was towing my 18’ trailer with my 17 year old Toyota sequoia. I’ve not respected a jeep driver since

Not speed run routes but dopesmoker pairs up excellently with dark souls

Thank you I’ll look into blueing liquid if the vinegar and baking soda don’t work. And I did recently switch to aluminum free deodorant so hoping that will be the end of the yellow pits

Thanks I’ll give laundry stripping a look. It is from aluminum based deodorants, which I recently switched away from so I’m trying to bring some of my shirts back to life since it hopefully won’t be such a problem anymore

Thanks this is perfect I’ll give some of these a try

I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.

Thank you I also think he’s got a beautiful booty.

When we first got him we brought him to my sisters house to meet her dogs. She has a pool and he tried to step on a floatie thinking it was solid and fell into the pool. He hated the water for almost two years. But after spending a day at a lake with some friends and their dogs he got up his courage and got back in the water. Now we have a hard time getting him out of the water.

Bigger, faster, and hungrier than ever