You’re allowed anything on the planet

No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate

  • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.social
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    9 days ago

    Nah you should eat it, it’d turn you neon orange but you’ll smell absolutely incredible.

    If you get the chair the scent of your cooking flesh would be boardering on divine, and not to mention being the best smelling corpse the morgue will ever take delivery of. Hell, the section of graveyard you end up in will probably smell like saffron for weeks after thry put you in the ground.

    Depending on how much you weight, that much saffron might even preserve you, like some kind of extra bougie mummy.

    • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      9 days ago

      You convinced me. I’m gonna become 1/3 saffron when I am executed and I will request the chair.