He was at my house watching Lord of the Rings at the time, so I don’t see how he could have fucking done it.

Dead how, though? You gonna just stab everyone one at a time? Should we line up for it? Do we have to leave our guns at home before we get in the stabbing line?

I was chatting with a buddy the other day about the new MotU movie, and wanted to send him this meme.

If you GIS for “I fisted hard he-man” and safe search is off, the results are… probably not what you’re looking for.

Raul Julia - Street Fighter.

I accidentally bypassed the paywall by clicking one of the links to a different article (the “Go fuck yourself, Bambu” link to GN) and then clicking the back button. When I landed back on the Verge article, the “subscribe to the verge to continue reading” message was gone and I had the full article text.

Only worked once tho, I just tried to do it again and I still get the “subscribe” message now.

I would vote for .slash just so we can get slashdot.slash.

TIL pachyderm means more than just elephants.

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

Roses are red.

Violets are nice.

The Nokia 2626 was no 3310 or 5110, but I bet you could still beat a man to death with it and then call your lady to tell her you’ll be a bit late to dinner. Whoever tore that down for the metals is gonna be kicking themselves pretty hard when the apocalypse comes.

It’s crazy how much it evolved in just a hundred years. Even crazier that it’s still evolving at all after being extinct for 100 million years.

Cuba has accused 10 people aboard a US-registered speedboat it intercepted off its coast on Wednesday of planning “an infiltration with terrorist aims”.

“So anyway, me 'n the boys figured we’d just take the boat out real quick over lunch, catch some rays, fish a little, coupla brewskis, maybe invade Cuba, you know, the usual.”

-Teddy Roosevelt, probably

You’re in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?

So is there a dryer that already has this or something similar built in, so I don’t have to mod it?