There’s another old South Park where the adults are wasted at a meteor watching party. The cops show up because they think it’s a suicide cult and start shooting people leaving the party.

My parents have an old picture in a photo album of them on that beach. Followed by a picture of some guys expensive muscle car being washed away by the rising tide

That picture confused the fuck out of me. I was like how the fuck does it only have bones in like 1/4 of it’s body? Then I read the caption 😂

If my wife sticks her finger in my belly button it makes my butthole tickle. I don’t enjoy it but I can see how others would lol.

The comedic timing on the song is fantastic lol

The Democratic primaries in my state are held in a rural town that’s a 2 hour drive away which contains about 2 % of the state population, instead of 1 of the main cities. They’re also held during the week.

If sleepy Joe hadn’t stole the 2020 election trump could have invaded Iran 5 years ago and it would have already been over by now!!1! Thanks Obama

Sorry, it’s chuds all the way down

Back when Netflix had anything you wanted to watch instead of the same 100 movies listed in 5 different categories each.

There’s a store I’ve seen called “skin laundry” the name grosses me out every time I see it.

We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.

Trump saw this meme and thought it was real

I Fucking hate turbo tax. They’ve gotten so intertwined in our tax system from all their lobbying. I couldn’t find my w2 for an employer I quit in July, after some research I found out my former employer just automatically gives turbotax all their w2s. I didn’t even want to do my taxes with them because I know about their bullshit but had to log in so I could get my w2 from turbo tax to take it somewhere else. I bet they get a lot of people that are just like “my w2 is here I’ll just do it with them”.

My 3d printer loves doing it’s job. It’s just those damn 2d printers that are garbage

No the warehouse store.

I was listening to NPR yesterday and they were talking about how the US is starting to have less and less room every year for pediatric care because pediatric care isn’t very profitable compared to care for people over 60.

The kids get enough lead at school, this is ridiculous !!

/s

Don’t forget to send it the texts asking for money!

I had a safety thing about a year ago and at the end it asked a question the the effect of " there’s broken glass on the shop floor, what should you do" . I picked the option to use a broom and dust pan but apparently the correct tool for glass clean up is a pair of tongs…

“God” gave Eve freewill and then punished humanity when she used it . Sounds like an asshole to me