They’ve got an ongoing show aimed at preschoolers called The Very Small Creatures. My 4 year old watches it occasionally. It’s simple but cute.

The Kobayashi-I do

That’s as many as four 10s!

President Gomer

…I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I’m fully in favor of him giving it a go.

For HIV specifically it’s probably also a homophobic dogwhistle.

Golden

This guy is bordering on Fetterman territory when it comes to being a massive piece of shit, but without the excuse of brain damage. Basically every entry on the “political positions” section of his wiki opens with "one of the only democrats to side with the Republicans on insert horrendous thing here "

Free willy!

If anything the comparison is actually kind of insulting to Camacho at this point. He was an idiot and a blowhard but he actually appointed the most competent people he could find and cared about the average person’s well being.

I’m hoping he does. The more infighting on the right after Donnie kicks off the better, and if he finally assumes room temperature after publicly fighting with Vance, the conspiracy theorist types in his cult are gonna lose their absolute shit.

If I remember correctly, one of the newborns (she had twins) sucked on her finger attempting to nurse and dislodged the cursed splinter that was keeping her unconscious.

I don’t remember if any explanation was given as to why no one thought of just pulling the damn thing out prior to that. That seems like a pretty fucking solvable problem.

It felt off to me too and I think I’ve finally pinned it down. It’s not rambling enough. It’s unhinged, sure, but fairly concise and stays on topic. This would usually be a full paragraph that wanders off into the weeds to yell about how much better than Biden he is for a line or two.

Also I agree with you, I don’t think he would correctly use an apostrophe in the word " fuckin’ " like that.

I know this is beside the point but jesus, the UI for trying to turn off cookies on that site is utter dogshit.

Honestly I usually just keep an eye on threads like this when I know he’s doing an address juuuuust in case he drops dead in the middle of one someday.

I wonder if the MAGA chuds will insist it’s an elaborate April Fool’s prank if he finally strokes out on air.

Drag a shelf right into the entryway so it’s impossible to miss but also not really in either section, put the 100 books on it, and label it “BOOKS THE BOARD DOESN’T WANT YOU KIDS TO READ”.

If he replaces any more words with his own name I think he can technically be considered a Pokémon.

Nice marmot.

Maybe he finally pooped on the big boy potty

Quite possibly both in the same sentence