tacoplease@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agoTrump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’www.the-independent.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’www.the-independent.comtacoplease@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square75fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHe wants to swim in the ingots like Scrooge McDuck! “Splash me boys!”…“with pleasure!”
minus-squaremister_flibble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago…I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I’m fully in favor of him giving it a go.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoExactly! C’mon! And if he wants a splash, there’s plenty who would jump at the idea of a bucket full of gold bricks and a chance to splash with it. I’m sure. For a friend. Not me, I’m not like that.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand.
minus-squareYerLam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMake sure to include the diving board.
He wants to swim in the ingots like Scrooge McDuck! “Splash me boys!”…“with pleasure!”
…I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I’m fully in favor of him giving it a go.
Exactly! C’mon! And if he wants a splash, there’s plenty who would jump at the idea of a bucket full of gold bricks and a chance to splash with it. I’m sure. For a friend. Not me, I’m not like that.
It’s not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand.
Make sure to include the diving board.