Printers have become appliances instead of a hobby.

Nowadays you have: Push button -> get thing.

Instead of a 30 minute process of leveling the print bed, 4 different pieces of software to get the gcode correct, a specific time, temperature, and humidity level filament needed to be kept at, a custom enclosure to prevent the draft from walking across the room causing layer shifts, and a prayer to the ether that there wasn’t some type of fault on the SD card that would corrupt the gcode and gouge your brand new tempered glass bed.

That’s it, time to do some sketchy shit…

I’m gonna need some wire, a soldering kit, and all the DDR3 I can find.

Pasta is deceptive. A box of pasta, a pack of meat, 2 or 3 jars of sauce and all of a sudden you have 8 pounds of food…

Accidental meal prep, lol

Defining “computer” would be a nightmare IMO… Desktop? Laptop? Smartphone? Smart Watch? Game console? Tablet? Screen on the fridge? Alexa device?

I could legitimately say there’s at least 15-20 “computers” in my house right now, and I’m not even trying hard to justify things.

I’d give it to Bruce when he smells the blood

Fuck them both?

Make stickers and put them in the poles

The only reason I have cable TV is it was literally cheaper to get it packaged with my Internet than just getting the Internet alone.

Sprues. An extra few grams of easily removable plastic and all of a sudden it can’t tell what it is.

As an introvert, I enjoyed Evermore more than Mana.

Still have my copies of both, though I bet the batteries are dead by now.

When I was in college and playing way to much endgame Pokemon content, I learned to read braille… By looking at it. I’ve lost the ability over the years from lack of use, though.

Worst superpower ever.

Because there would be a million copycats & air travel would grind to a halt.

Sounds like a magazine for Medieval knights

Documentary Voiceover:

“After performing what most considered the ultimate joke, Gotcha the Clown stopped going by his stage name and began going by his given name: Pagliacci.”

Yeah, the 100,000 Lumen LED light bar doesn’t always work

But you flipped your whole hand, still holding the sandwich, so you didn’t change the top or bottom…

Man, I upgraded my 64gb base model to a 2tb drive years ago & it’s still going strong. An upgrade wasn’t really on the radar, but now it’s definitely not going to happen!

So is a bowl of cereal soup or salad?

How else am I supposed to poach deer by shooting them while they’re blinded by my headlights if my shotgun isn’t loaded?

/s