The time travellers have started arriving to witness the Great Collapse.

Due to the nature of time travel, portals through time can only be opened in an unobserved place. Sewers are just the places most likely be go unobserved, they don’t even bother putting security cameras down there most of the time…

Good artists borrow; Great artists steal.

I bought ny eldest a decent Lenovo laptop, but when the power port started playing up it required a full replacement motherboard to fix.

I bought Framework 13’s for the eldest 2, and will buy another this year for the next one.

I had to install an app on my TV for the first time in ages. There was no way to proceed without allowing Gemini. The main change seems to be other speakers in the house now make comments on my app choices.

Even better if you always write it as “FirstName”

Later in high school when we got computers, someone discovered that if you shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up static then touched the lock (remember when computers came with a set of keys?!) the computer would reset.

“It’s not my fault Miss, the computer has reset! Can you help?”. (This particular teacher was young, attractive, and sometimes didn’t wear a bra).

I had a typing class in early high school on a regular old typewriter. We had computers, but not enough for a whole class to learn typing.

UK Police: Look, we acknowledge we arrested a murder victim as they were dying, but have you considered how sad that made our officers? This totally ruined their weekend and killed the vibe around the station.

In primary school we had mostly Atari 800’s with that turtle drawing game (?), but we also had some Apple 2 E’s and Macintosh 2’s.

Early 90‘s

I remember having to “park” the hard drive before shutting down. I also remember the excitement when our school got PC’s with a 386 chip and an orange monochrome monitor when everyone else was stuck with green.

That potato looking like he finally got Harry Potter and he can relax now.

Much cooler than the US military who just throw their rifles around, and the UK who stamp a lot and have big hats.

Now this is what I expected to see when I visited India. Do they keep the dancing Indian’s in the special forces? Why didn’t my tuktuk driver act like this?

This looks super cool, but beyond my skill level to enjoy.

If you can use a web browser and connect your Pixel to your laptop/pc with a usb cable, you know enough.

Flashing GrapheneOS is the easiest I’ve even flashed a custom ROM. Just follow the instructions and you’ll be fine.

I’m ok with smelling like wild cherry for part of the day.

Boomers are, without a doubt, the greediest, most shameless generation. Once they’re finally too old to hang on to power, we’ll still have to deal with them clogging up hospitals.