I cant wait to hear about his chronic flatulence and the medley of pills and injections he’s on to keep him alert

“Nice beaver, here’s a cat.”

~ You like meeen ~

I am the heir…

Or drunk Obelix swaying and going on a long rant full of swear words

Full Metal Alchemist: Stew Tonight

She probably didn’t see them as people. Just like a lot of soldiers who go abroad, kill innocents, and come right back without batting an eye. Then they have a violent incident in the US and suddenly their family turns on them

Isn’t that just how the families of soldiers react when their favorite testosterone machine comes back from tour and has issues fitting back in

Arthur Christmas is the best christmas movie ever made and I will literally fight anyone to defend this

man, we used to fill those diapers. Not like the kids these days

I mean no one wants to be hated by the in-crowd. I think him losing progressive clout back when he was with old grimey hit him hard. He spent a fortune in reddit psychophants, cartoon spotlights, TV exposure, and other media to get people the progressives to like him.

It didn’t work, and rather than slinking into background like other billionaires he made an emotional decision to publicly pivot alt-right. I think this really is who he is, but I don’t think he actually likes it. He embraces loudly it because he knows we hate it.

I think deep down all these adults with power who act emotionally just want to be beloved, but cannot accept that their core values make them reviled. I can definitely understand him trying to do right by his kids, in his own warped logic sense

what the hell do you do

So much for this golden future…

“If I’m awake everyone else should be awake to witness it.” ~ asshole on a motorbike, overrevving on a 30mph road at 5 am

why thank you

I think when first contact happens between loved ones, a common reality is unconsciously agreed upon where the family comes together under the bodies they inhabited at the time they were all together.

Since the long deceased ones have likely watched the life of the newly deceased with interest, I think that initial reality is then slowly pushed away and the (grown) children take on their more mature forms and the grand parents take on their younger forms, and they all walk away from the meeting as equals

That’s how I’d do it

We were a major financial contributor to the EU. We also laundered a lot of money to them that we would then get back as EU benefits, it was a weird financial win-win situation for us and the EU

I think we would be welcomed back, but I do expect some concessions to be pulled as punishment and as a warning to other countries with out of control loudspeaker groups signalling to come out

thats amazing!

“If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be in your revolution”

Yeah, I like her

(This is a really cool thread OP, thanks for this - favourited!)