Everything? Perfect Blue? Paprika? Angel’s Egg? Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space? Anne of Green Gables? Moomin? Belladonna of Sadness?

I’d be genuinely surprised if the answer was yes, as all of those wildly depart from the tropes people have in mind when anime is brought up.

where could one acquire such an apple, hypothetically?

I should finish that game.

I feel like The Conqueror (1956) is infamous for being a movie where Wayne does not play a character like himself.

Headline is somewhat misleading, article is based off an admission from a Ukrainian military officer about a test that happened two years ago.

It depends.

• Sometimes it’s because of structural Anglocentrism making it harder to get an acting role with a foreign-sounding last name (e.g. “Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez” becomes “Martin Sheen” or “Ilyena Lydia Vadilievna Mironov” becomes “[Dame] Helen Mirren”)

• Sometimes it’s just a matter of cropping a name or two (“Philip Anthony Hopkins”)

• Sometimes it’s just about sounding cooler (“Eric Bishop” becomes “Jamie Foxx” or “Caryn Elaine Johnson” becomes “Whoopi Goldberg”)

• And sometimes it’s because there’s already a SAG member with your name (“Diane Hall” becomes “Diane Keaton” or “Michael Douglas” becomes… “Michael Keaton”)

Okay, fine. Monster (2004)'s Johan Liebert.

Shepard Lambert in Would You Rather?, played by Jeffrey Combs.

• Gimme More (SID) [Machinae Supremacy covering Britney Spears]. MaSu’s vibe strips away the hyperclean polish to deliver something much closer to the raunchy, voyeuristic feel of the song’s lyrics. The fact that they’re a really good band also helps.

• F*ck Tha Police [Dope covering NWA]. I’ll admit, this one is just personal preference. Please don’t crucify me.

• Battle Hymn [Beast in Black covering Manowar].

• Down with the Sickness [Ai Mori & Violet Orlandi covering Disturbed].

• Army of the Night [Amaranthe covering Powerwolf].

• Ballroom Blitz [3TEETH covering The Sweet].

• Got The Time [Anthrax covering Joe Jackson].

• Bring The Noise [Anthrax on the track with Public Enemy]. Going back to the original is like driving a Ford Model T.

It comes close:

• Breaking the Law [Fightstar covering Judas Priest]. Halford is too iconic to beat, but Fightstar’s apocalyptic world-weariness lends itself well to their take on the song, as opposed to the original’s unserious attitude.

While we’re talking Kyle Gordon, Little V and OBKATIEKAT absolutely killed it with their “Planet of the Bass”

I’d say it’s hard to beat original War Pigs, but T-Pain’s version comes close.

His “Tragedy” is also great.

I prefer the original solely because it was on the Hackers (1995) soundtrack

If we’re talking great “They Don’t Care About Us” covers, it’s impossible to leave Beast in Black out of the conversation.

ECB is awesome.

It doesn’t work for every Tri-Stat milieu, but it sure as hell works for this specific show.

someone has an opportunity to do something really funny

depends on what you’re asking, but it is an official flork

Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus, or Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx for short.

Honourable Mentions: Anthrax (less bad than others but still awkward when mentioning the band in casual conversation), Shotgun Willy (solo artist)

Guessing from the reviews on Scream 3 and Scream VII, I’d say there are exceptions.