Fully expected it to be recycled Boost Mobile, complete with the chirp.

Roflwaffle perhaps

What he actually said was ”whaargl whaaaaughhh ghhhhlkk” because of how hard he was trying to throat Donnie.

Thank you for misspelling it properly for the joke lol

I bet there’s FIFA reusable bottle merch. Also, I recall venues took away our bottle caps because of popping bottles being mistaken for gunshots a few years ago, so you have to pray nothing gets slipped into it, or that it gets knocked over, or that you have to go into the bathroom with an open container. I’d call everyone getting fucking sloshed on beers instead a greater risk to the environment.

Happy to get the briefest glimpse of Joe Pera in there at the end.

I knew a guy whose dad was a high-up at a well-known snack company. We got some rotations of experimental beef jerky.

If it’s longer, prettier, and less fun than the original Max Payne I’m not interested.

But does he have the man who brings him his scarves and his water, Mr. Charlie Hodge?

$300 for me to walk in the door (US), and my plan is from a healthcare employer, so I’d be getting care at the same fucking medical system that insures me.

I have a friend who was a card dealer.

Nichols agreed with the Republican Trump administration’s contention that it was too early to block the order because it has yet to be implemented.

The ol’ “easier to ask for forgiveness than permission” law I guess.

Most places won’t take higher than a $20, so on the rarest occasions that I do carry cash, that’s it. Trivia: $50s are considered bad luck in Vegas, so don’t be handing those out.

I just want a mechanic where your character slowly succumbs to PTSD and tinnitus, making them unplayable, and then you have to navigate the VA to prestige.

Get a one-on-one trainer, talk to your vet. Don’t take the internet’s advice beyond this point.

Extra crispy recipe.

I think the problem is that you went to Harvard. I get what you’re saying, but the non-elite don’t really care. We can’t afford international vacations and yacht clubs either. Don’t get me wrong, liberalism is its own disease, but you met it on a whole other level.

He also goes by Mark Normand.

“Salt is making a comeback.”

—Mother in law, after a quadruple bypass.

I’ll toss in a voice menu with no option for buttons and mashing zero doesn’t get you a rep.