Hell yeah. Briton longbows FTW.

The only addictive thing Microsoft has ever had a hand in is Age Of Empires II.

I can safely say this is an underestimation. I ate exactly 0 (zero) chickens in 1961 on account of not having been conceived yet. I eat more than 6 * 0 chickens now.

This is 100% true and factual.

Hi Jesus.ai. I did a bad thing: I embezzled funds from a children’s cancer charity and pocketed them. Was this wrong?

Unravelling…

Yes, this was perhaps unethical. You shouldn’t have done that.

Are you sure? I mean, I needed the money. I needed to buy a Porsche.

Discombobulating…

Ah! Yes! You are right to push back. I did not have all the information. If you needed the money for a new Porsche, then you were right to seize that opportunity. Well done.

That wasn’t my point. My point was that the world is run by men. Policymakers and politicians are, in general, men. And since abortion is about giving women freedom over their bodies and life decisions, (most) men don’t allow that. Therefore there’s a very unfair disconnect. My point was that if men were the target of anti-abortion policies, then such policies would by and large not exist.

ETA: As another commenter pointed out, perhaps statistically most men are pro-choice, but unfortunately in general the backwards few who go into and succeed in politics are the ones who make the call.

Believe it or not, there are some men who want kids.

True.

Obviously 🤣

How so?

The doctors are clearly about as competent as he is.

That’s a good quote. Maybe it was rolling around somewhere in my subconscious.

ETA: or maybe I am the cab driver mentioned in the article.

I don’t see hyenas oppressing one another through systems of well orchestrated indoctrination. They may just nibble each other once in a while.

An interesting idea.

Maybe a whole host of homophobes would pretend to be gay to vote against something, but then realise they actually like this little “pretend” thing. They’d commit to it.

Are y’all ready for the Ebola Pandemic 2026?

It’s a great time to invest, I say.

As a South African I can confirm there is zero emergency here. As usual, Trump just prattles off whatever lies fits his needs.

Yes. Thank you for taking them from us. Some of you may be exposed to bigotry, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

I mean… if we’re going to split hairs about a golden statue, we’ve lost sight of the other nine commandments. I’m not a huge religion fan, but I’m fairly sure one goes like “Thou shalt not be a serial rapist” and “Thou shalt not bomb schools full of children”.

Hi Amazon AI. When is my mandated toilet break?

Thinking…

Your employee records show that you are due for a toilet break in approximately 8,670 years. In the meantime, why not shop our new products?