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It’s funny that Europeans complain about Americans being dumb but also can’t comprehend converting units of measurement.

I went to St Louis the day before the eclipse in 2017. It was a spur of the moment decision, literally decided to go that morning. My friend suggested we spend the night in a Walmart parking lot and the nearest one was on the other side of the river.

Driving through the area in the morning, I wondered how we survived the night. Holy shit. Half the city is abandoned, there’s guys with AKs sitting in their porches, and the only other businesses were gun stores and pawn shops.

Are you joking? They might have quaaludes in there

Beings are possible together, in turn, when they do not enter into contradiction with each other. For instance, it is logically possible that a meteor might have fallen from the sky onto Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales’s head soon after he was born, killing him. But it is not logically possible that what happens in a given world (e.g. that Jimmy Wales founded Wikipedia) also does not happen in the same world (i.e. that Jimmy Wales did not found Wikipedia).

What? No. Laws are never named after what they do, they’re named HR#### or something. Acts are nicknamed, like Obamacare or the PATRIOT act, but they’ve always been political and not descriptive.

And the people who write the laws are not the same people who “approve” them, in theory.

What…

Are we doing bee communist theory now?

If anything, bees are happy to contribute to something greater than the sum of its parts. That’s how hives work.

I’m not a vegan, but I can appreciate the values concerning animal welfare. Extending that to bees is just kinda silly to me. Nobody forces them to stay in the hive. They make more honey than they could ever use.

And if we’re talking about stolen labor value, should farmers be paying for all the animals that work to pollinate their crops? What about the ladybugs that eat aphids? Or the worms that turn waste into compost? Or the spiders, centipedes, wasps, and countless other critters that keep crops free of pests?

This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day. Go tell a farmer they only work twice a year

We have ground wasps here, one of the types that we call yellow jackets. Take a step in the wrong spot and you will be swarmed. They’re tiny little tenacious stingy bastards that, I swear to god, keep stinging past death. My mom once stepped on a hive, got swarmed, and ran inside. Our dog was curious, she also got swarmed and went inside. I was on my computer, headphones on, and I hear howling, from both Mom and dog. I ran out thinking they were being murdered. My mom was trying to brush them off her clothes but they just clung on, so I just started smacking her. The dog ate at least one. Then they attacked me and I got stung all over my arms and head, including in my ear. I almost passed out from the pain. My poor dog had a swollen nose and a new fear. My mom was in so much pain we almost took her to the hospital. My ear hurt for days.

I murdered those bastards with prejudice. And chemicals. And then fire. Nobody attacks my mother. Or my dogs.

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I became lactose intolerant recently and since cutting dairy out of my diet, I feel so much better. I have more energy, better eating habits, better dumps lol. And I feel much better mentally, too. My ADHD and anxiety have been much more manageable. I swear my gut biome just always hated dairy and made me feel like shit for it.

Yeah Jill Biden is deep state or something /s

Wtf?

I’m 6’3" / 190 cm and I would love to be just a little shorter. My back and knees aren’t having fun anymore.

Oh my god. Yeah, that sounded better in my head. Leaving it for posterity but I swear I’m not that guy.

When my dad taught me how to tie a neck tie, he had to do it from behind. He tried it facing me and just could not figure it out.

I think you replied to the wrong comment

Women’s clothing also tends to have fasteners in the back. Corsets, bras, dresses, etc. Not a woman but I have undone my fair share of garments.

Fashion always follows wealth. If rich people have their clothes made a certain way, regardless of function, everyone else will copy the form.

This reminds me of the theory that anyone who thinks being gay is a choice is probably a suppressed bisexual.

Traditionally, host and hostess are at opposite ends of the table, couples are separated and gender alternates.

Also, why would anyone care if you look at your wife’s boobs?