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What are you in for? I fucked a guy to death.

Ah yes. Another passive asshole that codes this type of thing and goes home without even batting an eye because I got mine before someone else did.

Been that way from the beginning. I treat it more like YouTube… It’s fine until you read the comment section.

How is this not fraudulent advertising? Oh yeah, that only applies to television in 2026 because of stock market manipulation at a grand scale across every government on earth.

At least some lawyers got paid insane amounts of money to watch a couple of spoiled brats fight over who’s a bigger pile of shit excuse of a human.

Literally just a media server you can watch your downloads from or steam your mp3s

They sell pizza. In all seriousness though, I never looked up their past to know how big the chain was. Wikipedia shows a pretty rocky past where they keep trying to expand, but the management is just too shitty. Including being sold to McDonald’s for a couple years.

Every time we try it again it’s always burnt or undercooked or wrong… Like, you had 4 customers today including us, and you fucked it up. No wonder the parking lot is empty.

Apparently they’ve started selling mostly at Red Robin, which I don’t imagine will go over too well either. Want a $30 thin crust with your $25 burger and fries? Why is my business going nowhere? Has to be a laundering scheme somewhere along the line.

Pizza Hut and Donatos around here both have approximately 5 customers a day. Me and my wife are sure they’re both fonts for money laundering.

Literally some 6th grade homie logic

Same. I seen the link yesterday and thought it was a not so great idea. Went to their social media and noticed they posted constantly but never reply to anyone. More research and oh… Tech bros, womp womp.

https://www.eu-startups.com/2026/03/finlands-tangled-raises-e3-8-million-backed-by-githubs-former-ceo-to-build-a-european-alternative-to-the-us-based-platform/

Looks like more ai bros trying to cash in after getting fired from other companies and failing to strike it rich in the crypto game to me.

She was a riveter for fuck’s sake

Just the “kicked off of every other platform” crybabies that have settled on Lemmy doing what they do

What part of this is “humor”?

We get parts from Japan, unassembled. They already have made in america stamped into the side. They get put together by a couple robots and sent out the door with a huge markup for the locally manufactured parts. Local heroes keeping the community employed since 1986!

Blowing up schools for starters

Ah, but you also thought you left Reddit behind… Only to experience the same lame ass cliche jokes and same hive mind down vote brigades and I believe I hear the mod being summoned for dinner with the roommates. Lemmy sure did crap out awful fast.

Removed by mod

So, please sign up for my product I don’t know how to use… Good luck with that.

Thanks for volunteering to flood the workforce with useless idiots!