We could be men with ven

If this rubs on my laptop

E : I see the typo. I ain’t fixing it.

That was a risky click.

Pretty much. If you’re incredibly savvy, paranoid and careful you could get some clean devices and stay anonymous, but that’s really advanced stuff.

The moment you check your emails, or contact more than 0 known associates with it they can start narrowing down who you are based on the profiles they have on basically every person.

For the average person to go off-grid you’re gonna wanna give up basically all tech.

They should be paying me to post this shit

as far as I know

Good work boys, he doesnt suspect a thing.

God fucking damn it. I was so excited for stuff like this to come out so I could finally have a real life HUD, maybe a Crazy Taxi arrow showing the direction I should be heading, and of course it turns into a weaponised dystopia product before I can even begin to afford one.

Edit : my frustration was after reading your link. Good job to you for getting shit done about it! Had to make a quick edit there the tone looked wrong.

I used to have a recurring nightmare where I was being hunted by something that was basically the liquid terminator, taking the form of loved ones to come and kill me. I always knew it wasn’t my family member or friend, because something about the situation always gave it away, but I could never let it know that I knew, and always had to find excuses to keep a bit of distance or get near the exit without letting on.

Pinch your nose so you cant breathe through it. If you can still breathe even though you’re plugged up tight, you’re dreaming baby. Note : might not work with a cold.

Also you can check the time, and see if it stays the same when you check it again.

Also mirrors. You look fucked in a mirror if you’re dreaming.

Also “lOoK FoR tHe ReD bAAaLllLlL”. I sarcasmatyped that one because it keeps coming up in tropes and its never once worked for me.

Its been every year since I’ve been aware of the concept

Company newsletter : Fantastic news everyone! We’ve broken the record for highest profit growth again and we couldnt have done it withou5 your help! Here’s to another amazing year!

Meeting a week later : its no secret the economy is in trouble, and we’re not immune either, there will be no bonuses or raises, and we will have to start looking at cutbacks

Some 20 or 30 years ago, before the internet became so everything and I was young, I was pretty stoked on the guy.

I’ll never know for sure if he was always a prick with a very good PR team, or if he just turned shitheel along the way

Definitely not what he’s talking about, but The Traitors is basically among us.

While we’re on the subject im just going to Leave this here for some of today’s Lucky 10,000

Yeah it sounds like a big number but I’m surprised at how little it actually is

These fitted with machine guns bet you anything

Its no good to me now, but my dream was to get a big van and go touring other countries selling proper fish n chips. Get a social media presence showcasing peoples reactions and announcing my next stops like a tour.

If everywhere else already has authentic chippies then its fairly dead already. I don’t know if they do or don’t without doing the traveling that that career was going to provide though.

Not really, but also kind of all the time. I’m mostly here for memes and shitposts, just as a kind of substitute for actually having friends, and its doing that pretty well.

Nothing truly productive or useful, in the sense of somethings changed my beliefs for the better, or I feel ive made a positive contribution. Its been pretty negative in that sense, as the politically minded people online will jump at you if they suspect wrongthink, so ive learned to just avoid them as much as I can help.

This place is mostly doing exactly what I want it to most of the time though so its good.

Fish n chips hands down 100% final answer lock it in.

To anyone whos been to both places can you get “proper” fish n chips the world over? I’ve asked a few americans on xbox a few times and they tell me that its “fish and steak fries” and its basically the same thing, but it doesnt sound like it will be the same.

Chippy chips are a very specific thing and its incredibly difficult to explain that to someone who hasn’t experienced it and just understands.

Haggis is totally a Scottish thing, but it depends on who you ask whether Scottish counts as British or not. Some people get surprisingly militant about it

“This stupid bastard is accused of killing people and taking hostages, and then he just answers the door unarmed and confused? Take him down, boys!”