I have my own version of this.

Thats when you rub the belly. Can’t move or he’ll fall. Guess it’s belly rub time!!! Silly kitty!

Why are they so drawn to the basement ceiling
After owning multiple cats I’m now 99% sure that the „hang on“ cat from that motivational poster is having the time of their lives.
Why do so many basements have ceiling tiles? It always looks strange to me in a residential environment
American homes…cheap AF. They only put bricks on the side facing the street.
American homes…cheap AF.
One reason for this, believe it or not, is slavery. One very under-appreciated aspect of cotton plantations is that cotton (in the days before artificial fertilizers) very quickly exhausted the soil of the American South, leaving behind land that was mostly only suitable for growing pine trees. This left pine wood as a cheap and plentiful resource for building houses. Southern US pine is now so plentiful that it’s even the source of most of the chopsticks in China.
That belly looks mighty fluffy.
And stretched our like that I’d imagine limited options for kitty retaliation 😅
I always like to help my cat learn the error of his ways whenever possible.
They’re such drama queens. “Oh no, I’m getting a free massage! Horrible! How dare you!” lifts paw menacingly
Does it… Ah, watch you masturbate?
Dude. Wtf. Use the bar analogy. Would you say this in a bar with friends and strangers around the table when someone shows you a cute picture of his cat? How you react and make it about masturbation is just suuuuuper weird.
This wooshed over your head so hard and fast I’m surprised your windows didn’t blow out from the pressure🤣
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ceiling-cat
Old meme reference








