cannedtuna@lemmy.worldM to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThe Centaur and the Mermaid [Pepper & Carrot]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1585arrow-down1imageThe Centaur and the Mermaid [Pepper & Carrot]lemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.worldM to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoelk111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 months agoJerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn’t be the best. At least it’s huge I guess.
minus-squareMelonpoly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoThe Mermaid could be the one to jerk him…
minus-squareEncephalotrocity@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoand yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoBut that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoTIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans
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Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn’t be the best. At least it’s huge I guess.
The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him…
awww. now it’s romantic
Mythically huge
and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
But that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans