The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agoTom Cruiselemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1910arrow-down13
arrow-up1907arrow-down1imageTom Cruiselemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareCanadian_Cabinet @lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up91·13 days agoI mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoThis is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoHe struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
minus-squareThteven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoShe had it coming after the incident with the bees.
I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
She had it coming after the incident with the bees.