• porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
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      28 days ago

      WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

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        28 days ago

        Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

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          27 days ago

          Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.