

Funny, story.


Funny, story.


No one tell the orange turd. He’ll demand one for all of his speeches.
Not very sly…


Does it make a loud noise? They also stomp on some tree trunks to make a loud drumming sound. Or a visual mark for others to see, maybe.Territorial thing.
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Suet: soo et.


Danm it. Corrected.
Kid: “Where are you going?”
Dad: “Crazy.”
Kid: “Can I come?”
Dad: “You’re driving me.”


Why do they seem to build shit like this so close to other buildings? Only 2 people hurt, no deaths. Crazy…


Dr Cox, it is then. Scrubs
What about a bird name like, Medowlark? How many syllables are we working with?


This would make a great target picture. For you know, practice. BB gun, blow darts, sling shot…
“Dose that really work?”
“Have you ever seen whiter whites?”


Motorboating usually happens to tig ol bitties.


From someone who has only watched videos and TV shows about this and not practiced what im about to preach, take this with a grain of salt.
From what I’ve seen, it’s a dominance issue. They believe that they are in a position to doll out “punishment for transgressions”. They believe that they are alpha or close to it.
Lot of the time it comes down to them not being challenged in other ways. Not enough exercise. This breed loves to work and run, run, run.
My late friend used to have a border mix that was similar. She loved chasing his 4wheelers. And definitely thought that she had some amount of rank over other people. But it did get a bit better after he moved to his last house and she had tons of room to run. And not just run, run for a purpose, to herd the 4 wheeler.
Not sure if this helps at all, but i wish you the best. Really sucks to feel like you may have to pick. Been there, for other reasons.


On it, thanks.
Had one stalk pop up a couple years ago, right in the front yard. Let it grow. It got like 5’ tall, but the ears didn’t really develop. I’d see people driving by give it a second look, sometimes, and wondered what they might be thinking. Always gave me a little chuckle.