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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Planned OB-solescence

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Planned OB-solescence

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    Everybody gangsta till the phone gets pregante

    • doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Pregananant??

      • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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        The fone is clearly gregnant.

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        2 days ago

        Prognar?!

        • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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          Pegnate?!

          • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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            2 days ago

            Progdor?!

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              2 days ago

              Lugi board?

            • kalpol@lemmy.ca
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              The Terminator!

            • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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              2 days ago

              C O N C E P T I O N

      • lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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        leggo my preggo

    • loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wait. How is babby formed?

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      how do u get pergert

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        Overheating or overcharging your li-po battery are common ways to end up progant

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      Mucho Pregante!!

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