Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
At his funeral, throw a fire extinguisher in his grave. Where he is going, he will need it.
Don’t waste a perfectly good fire extinguisher on that slug. Give him an empty one with a hole in the side, because that’s about as much as he gave the citizens on the country.
I don’t believe in a hell, but I think a fitting eternity for Mitch is forever being ass fucked with a pineapple (no lube, pointy end first) while licking clean Lindsey Graham’s “ladybugs”
How can you not believe in Hell? We’re in it now.
You just had to say it. My mind has been trying to repress that fact and you just had to say it.
Hopefully he’ll be right next to kissinger
As well as Donald J Rapeinger