I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that’s like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it’s a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don’t enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.

I’m grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol